Colin McCormick is a comedian in Los Angeles. This is his blog. He is me.

 

Fuck you too, fortune cookie. (Taken with instagram)

Fuck you too, fortune cookie. (Taken with instagram)

“Wait, which Ruben? Salazar? Damn.” (Taken with instagram)

“Wait, which Ruben? Salazar? Damn.” (Taken with instagram)

Found this distinguished gentleman on the floor of Ross. (Taken with instagram)

Found this distinguished gentleman on the floor of Ross. (Taken with instagram)

Performing “Bra Strap (Butterflies)” as Trio Life

Performing “Bra Strap (Butterflies)” as Trio Life

Fire alarm or party machine? (Taken with instagram)

Fire alarm or party machine? (Taken with instagram)

Me with my brothers, Brendan and Neal, at some point in the 1980s. Neal couldn’t possibly look any more hilarious, plus I’m pretty sure that’s a tiny dinosaur on my shirt. I’m gonna go a little overboard here and say this might be the best photo of all time.

Me with my brothers, Brendan and Neal, at some point in the 1980s. Neal couldn’t possibly look any more hilarious, plus I’m pretty sure that’s a tiny dinosaur on my shirt. I’m gonna go a little overboard here and say this might be the best photo of all time.

If U Are Willing must be some kind of emo band. (Taken with instagram)

If U Are Willing must be some kind of emo band. (Taken with instagram)